Spite

When you hate someone or hate something they do and want to purposely upset them. Also doing the opposite of what someone wants purely for the fun of it. Like that one time that I took a shower in under a minute because my mom refused to tell my friend that I was taking a shower and instead wanted to let him leave.

I live purely out of spite for the people who want me dead. Like myself.

Spite by skull-eater April 25, 2023

blowjob

what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special

I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge

blowjob by hisbabygirl August 22, 2007

FIIOOH

Forget it. I'm out of here

Tomfan said:"I am sorry about that." I said:"FIIOOH"

FIIOOH by Ken Chen September 6, 2006

Bitches

Something you never get

Me to you: you get no bitches

Bitches by Lesbian7 June 19, 2022

Hurfendurf

v. - Not wanting to talk or meet somewhere with someone you know. The word can be said in relation or to replace a sigh.

I don't want to see her tomorrow...hurfendurf...

Hurfendurf by SupremeKing January 9, 2011

comfortility

A scale on which the comfort of something is measured.
Comfortility is measured in comfortalls, the rough scale for this goes thus: 0-not very comfortable at all (eg a hard wooden bed which has 10 inch nails penitrating it which stick into your bare back also giving you splinters.)
The scale ranges to 83 a very comfortable thing to be resting in (eg. an incredibly padded seat which takes totoaly absorbs your body and gives you a weightlessness feeling)
Inbetween is 42, the average comfortility. (eg. a standard padded arm chair)
The comfortility scale can also be exact with scientific tests, which, take in to accout one's dimensions and weight, senario and tiredness.

-"excuse me, I wish to buy an arm chair for my lounge, i was wandering if you could help me"
"Of course, that is my job"
"oh, thankyou. Now how is an arm chair likely to cost me."
"Well, it all depends on what comfortility you are looking for."

-"Son, where is all our furniture gone?"
"My friends dad who's a scientist has taken them away to do tests on them, because me and my sister were arguing wich chair was the most comfortable."

comfortility by Yung Simon August 23, 2005

Dirty Kenda

The act of beating your partner with the teeth of the rake

Kurt wouldn’t leave me alone so I pulled dirty Kenda on him

Dirty Kenda by schaaba88 March 27, 2020

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