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comfortility

A scale on which the comfort of something is measured.
Comfortility is measured in comfortalls, the rough scale for this goes thus: 0-not very comfortable at all (eg a hard wooden bed which has 10 inch nails penitrating it which stick into your bare back also giving you splinters.)
The scale ranges to 83 a very comfortable thing to be resting in (eg. an incredibly padded seat which takes totoaly absorbs your body and gives you a weightlessness feeling)
Inbetween is 42, the average comfortility. (eg. a standard padded arm chair)
The comfortility scale can also be exact with scientific tests, which, take in to accout one's dimensions and weight, senario and tiredness.
-"excuse me, I wish to buy an arm chair for my lounge, i was wandering if you could help me"
"Of course, that is my job"
"oh, thankyou. Now how is an arm chair likely to cost me."
"Well, it all depends on what comfortility you are looking for."

-"Son, where is all our furniture gone?"
"My friends dad who's a scientist has taken them away to do tests on them, because me and my sister were arguing wich chair was the most comfortable."
by Yung Simon August 23, 2005
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comfortitty

When a couple sleep together and the man grabs the womans breasts
I love sleeping with my girlfriend her comfortitty is the best.
by EmilyReiser November 8, 2021
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Comformality

The comfort of having your hand in a waistband; either your own or your boyfriend/girlfriend
I enjoy my comformality after a long day( having hand in significant other waistband)
by Katmur May 31, 2018
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comfortability

"He is a man who enjoys his comfortability."
by Padgett September 9, 2007
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comfortability

The quality of a place to make you feel perfectly at home or at ease.
Nicole said, "When I walked into this place, I thought, WOW, what great comfortability. They really made this a cozy and comfortable place.

On the comfortability scale, Dena's porch is a 9 1/2.
by Nicole Perry June 25, 2007
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Comfortability

When an object or area may not seem comfortable, but has the potential to be made so
The Mini Cooper is a small car, but it actually has comfortability.
by Vic Bush October 4, 2008
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Comfortality

I don't want that cover. "It's not my cup of tea" don't fit my Comfortality for max comfort.
by Wokewithit December 11, 2018
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