Transyndrome

Transyndrome is a severe illness that developed in London near the Stamford Hill area. The first case of Transyndrome was recorded in 1995. Transyndrome has been found in two other new born babies in 1999 and 2003, but since then no other cases have been documented. The causes of Transyndrome is unknown but sources say that it stems from being brought up in an isolated environment, however this can come genetically. Some specialists say Transyndrome is quite similar to Agent Orange in terms of the physical appearance of the hosts. Transyndrome causes physical and mental development delays and disabilities.

Symptoms Include:

• Slow movements and shakiness
• Not having the capabilities to do simple household chores
• Lack of basic knowledge and common sense
• Always in denial when called out
• Doesn’t attempt to use their own initiative
• Very picky when it comes to eating food
• Prioritised school studies for majority of their lives but did not put them to use
• Idolising the roadman life, likes to brag that certain parents smoke weed (JV)
• No originality, they like to copy the people surrounding them. Most likely their uncles/cousins

• Easily gets minor sickness or injuries (very fragile)
• In rare cases JV (John Vibes) may be a symptom if you are the middle child
• Not aware of their surrounds and do not know their own city
• Their physical appearance may not be up to par with the rest of humanity
• Insecure about themselves
• Under developed