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Urban Dictionary

Slang for "to patent", "to lock in"

The process of turning any word or phrase into a money making subject matter. Since Kale can be used as a term for money, particularly bills, to Kaelify something is to turn something into a money making machine. The green and healthy qualities of any bill is reminiscent of the nutrient-riche vegetable.
The guy who created Uber just wanted to make Taxi's more efficient. He kaelified that idea quick!

Shit Bro, that's a great idea. We need to kaelify that!
kaelify by 33kalelove April 18, 2016

woundlicker

dyke
lesbian
lemon
carpet muncher
lettuce licker
bean flicker
marmite muncher
tickler of the man in the boat
great to watch :)
woundlicker by kenith May 5, 2003

Aromacoma 

Where your mind goes into a coma due to a sensory overload of an aroma entering the nasal cavity.
Steve went into an Aromacoma after walking into the bakery.
Aromacoma by TheBananaFromTheMoon December 20, 2013

Hackasaurus Wretch

A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.
Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.

Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.
1. those wooden balls, about the size of baseball, filled with little beads on sticks. mexicans made them, and shake them. or something.
2. slang for a woman's ta-ta's.
1. i play the maraccas in that new mexican band!
2. shake your maraccas, maria!
maracca by morgansahoe4sure April 13, 2008

Clout Magnet 

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.
Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!
To throw something at high speed.
Steve yeets the basketball into the the hoop.
Yeet by Yupik December 3, 2019
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