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Slang for "to patent", "to lock in"

The process of turning any word or phrase into a money making subject matter. Since Kale can be used as a term for money, particularly bills, to Kaelify something is to turn something into a money making machine. The green and healthy qualities of any bill is reminiscent of the nutrient-riche vegetable.
The guy who created Uber just wanted to make Taxi's more efficient. He kaelified that idea quick!

Shit Bro, that's a great idea. We need to kaelify that!
by 33kalelove April 18, 2016
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