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do the gospel 

some may find this very difficult.
look into somebodys eyes and speak from the heart. feel connected not because your choice of words is masterful but the universal meaning they convey transcends all boundaries - nationality, ethnicity, religion, sexuality, gender - within humanity.
"Nina Simone was a genius. She did the gospel anytime anywhere."

"I cannot promise much. Promises can be destructive. But i swear i'll do the gospel the best i can. Its my duty as a human being. And its a lifelong process."
do the gospel by Krkič November 7, 2019
Only the biggest and baddest of folk deserve this beastly name! Coming from German. Badass dragon slayer from the North And or Gigantic Apple Bear from the West.

Wether the dragon slayer or apple bear they are told to be masters of many skills. Ahren is also smarter than most people... he has common fucking sense.

Most of the time people that have gotten the name Ahren have also gotten a really fucked up imagination. You don’t wanna be caught breaking into his house. Otherwise your life will be a movie. A horror and comedy mix!

Ahren also the best smoker. It’s been said that anyone who posses the name Ahren can outsmoke anyone who steps foot on the planet. Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Willie Nelson, and Hitler just to name a few. If you don’t believe it. Then test it. Roll anything hand him any rig, he’ll out smoke you.

Finally as any fine lass should know. Ahren is a name that also comes with a big gift. And that gift is sacred to the bed.
“Aye you see Ahren that tall dude over there?” Guy1

“Yea, why” Guy2

“I heard he took 27 dabs in a row and then followed it up with a blunt. get this. WHILE WINTER CAMPING” Guy1
Ahren by Jay Jonah Simon November 23, 2021
A way to describe a mom whos gingy
Gingy Mom by zooko_87 December 25, 2021

nursin' the gherkin 

Phrase meaning to perform fellatio. Usually used in a derogatory context. Derivative of jerkin' the gherkin.
Last night I really enjoyed Misty nursin' the gherkin. She is so good when there isn't much to work with.
Is a house fire
Bro Lauren is a house fire
Lauren by Windowdemon February 5, 2025

screaming green meanies

A synonym for Beer....i swear to god.
i'm not lying.
screaming green meanies by eves August 4, 2006

snackbutt 

A butt so good you want to have it as a snack.
Damn. Did you see Jennifer? She has such a snackbutt
snackbutt by TheFatIndianGuy October 21, 2017
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