Urban Dictionary
Abort-miss-tion
When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
Abort-miss-tion by Platezz January 25, 2018
chicken paw
When a man makes his hand look like a chicken talon with the thumb sticking forward to anally stimulate his girl while he hits it doggy style. Usually used as a way of "testing the waters" for ass play.
I was trying to see if she liked ass play so i tested her with a chicken paw while I was hitting it from behind. She pushed my hand away so I knew to go no further.
chicken paw by TheOneWhoSkeetz October 5, 2017
king gaming roblox
king gaming roblox by unknownrtumember May 17, 2025
chobblesome
chobblesome by Ani24 June 23, 2022
bumsnag
The Bumsnag is a sausage made out of the gluteus maximus and the gluteus minimus.
Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!
Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.
The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.
The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!
Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.
The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.
The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
"Oy! you wanna have a barbie next week?"
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"
OR
"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"
OR
"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
bumsnag by James Mc James May 22, 2006