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Christian is a guy unlike any other. He is the perfect combination of stereotypes in high school novels, the jock, the prom king, the joker and the player. The things that Christian values above all are honesty and cup size. Christian would win Love Island based solely on deluded god complex. His Love like his trust is finite, it is a resource only awarded to those who earn it. Christian has the ability to make any girl fall in love with him, even if that girl happens to be a high school chemistry teacher. He achieves this using a mixture of his irresistible charisma and surprising intelligence. The guy has the ability to achieve great things academically, but only of he got of his ass and stopped being so lazy. To conclude, you cant help but fall in love with a Christian, stay vigilant. It is important to know that if you dig deep enough and scrape away all the dickhead, Christian is actually a decent friend and person overall, plus, hes mad good looking which is a bonus.
Its prom night "Christian" is probably on the prowl
Don't mind "Christian" he means well
Christian by The_Count_ June 24, 2019

bacon cruiser 

a police car that is clearly marked
dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!
bacon cruiser by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Great American Cookies 

The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."
Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."
Lord shiva in hindhuism
Abinay means Lord shiva in hindhuism kept for hindhu boys
Abinay by King star 222 November 23, 2021

Air Taco 

Something that is underwhelming; a disappointment - like a taco filled with only air.
That storm was a huge air taco - it didn’t even rain!
Air Taco by KurilianBobtail January 10, 2020
Renee A. from Bourg LA
"Wow, that girl Renee is really beautiful"
beautiful by Ryan February 18, 2005

Johnny Rash 

When you’re on the beach too long in wet bathing suit that rubs against your skin and causes you to develop a rash. Native to the southern jersey shore. Vive la resistance.
“Damn I got Johnny Rash (aKa JR) again from getting drunk with the circ on the beach and sitting in my wet bathing suit”
Johnny Rash by Trent R. Glass July 17, 2021
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