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florida paddle 

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.
It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.
florida paddle by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

pusscicle 

The act of sticking a penis in a females vagina, pulling out the penis, collecting her vaginal secretions along with the males pre-cum and sticking it in the females mouth.
Damn...she said my pusscicle tasted real sweet !
pusscicle by Xcaliber November 28, 2006
A pretty, tall, slim girl who makes everyone laugh. She isn't afraid to embarrass herself and is good at calming people down! She is picky with guys, so if you date a Milania, your one lucky guy; and she must really like you! She loves theater, singing and dancing. She most likely will be something important and go to a good college in the future. Never trigger Milania's because they know how to deal with situations!
Jake: Dang, she must be embarrassed!
Chase: That's Milania, she doesn't care...
Milania by 42222222 June 3, 2017
Ella is usually a very pretty girl with cute freckles and gorgeous eyes. She doesn’t need makeup, but rocks lipstick. She isn’t very tall.
She has a huge heart and will become one of your most caring/loyal friends. If you need comfort/help, go to Ella. She is very kind and doesn’t lie for her own gain, although she is a very good liar. She’s a natural leader. Ella could make your life a hell if she wanted to. Ella might be bullied . She has a nice humour and is quite entertaining.

You can often spot her singing and dancing around, no wonder, she has the most beautiful voice! She’s artistic and creative and is in top of the class in most subjects. Ella isn’t good at all sports, but great at running and winter athletics. A natural talent in snowboarding and skiing. She has a very high intelligence & is good at arguments. She loves the colour green. Ella loves reading especially books like The hobbit and Harry Potter(she’s in Gryffindor).

Ella is great at relationships. Need a love advice? Go to her. She is literally the perfect girlfriend. She’s flexible, but not interested in a two-week relationship. Hopeless romantic! Ella will never push anyone , but if she is in love with you, it’s for real. She can be friends with her ex, but don’t take this for granted.

To attract Ella you should be tall, have nice hair and pretty eyes. She goes after personality, but likes a good look. Lucky few knows she is a great kisser.

You should be happy to have Ella in your life!
“Who’s that? ”
“It’s Ella,the new girl. She is so sweet.”

“I wish I looked like Ella!”
Ella by Female genius September 22, 2019

weasel sledging 

The act of farting and burping at exactly the same time.
Hey holmes, I had the windy pops so bad, I was weasel sledging. Word.
weasel sledging by C3PO June 26, 2003

mujahideen 

A dangerous and psychotic killer usually found in the middle east who professes the "faith" of Islam and is often found beheading poor chaps from the western world in order to further advance his personal glory in the eyes of Allah.

Raised in a mass-hysteric religion which promotes horrific violence to satisfy a bloodthirsty god, these hidden predators know no true happiness in life and merely fester within their own anger, like a frustrated animal in a self-wrought cage.
If you like your head atop your shoulders, stay away from the mujahideen, man.
mujahideen by Phlagellum August 25, 2004
FAU stands for fucked ass up you’re not just simply fucked up youre FUCKED ASS UP
FAU by Vaughn Matthew October 15, 2021
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