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maybe yes 

Between a "maybe" and a "yes," it is what you say as you feel yourself leaning towards the idea.
Lee: Do I look like I'm in the mood to be jerking off? Maybe... Maybe yes.
maybe yes by Liquidcool June 24, 2017

Chocolate blueberry smoothie 

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.
"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.
Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

druffelshuffel 

Where you get mouthpieced and talked outta or hustled whatever it is so bad that you cant help but hang your head and you made the deal so you cant take it back or renig!
Nah man, You weren't played ,you were just druffelshuffeled!!!
druffelshuffel by DawnNichole#1* March 12, 2020

Wee cunt 

Someone or something under the height of 5 foot 6 who is an asshole
That wee cunt is an asshole
Wee cunt by Dubliam August 13, 2019

Thirsty hamster 

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
Thirsty hamster by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
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