When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Verb - to try to pick up a girl but by being a total dirt ball in the process; a much more negative connotation than skeem; usually best used when followed with an "up"; when you say he's skeazing up on her it is also somewhat implying he is sneaking up on her; will go as far as to use some sort of date rape drug to get the girl alone with him

Tadoo is a tiger stuffed animal that you have when you're little but can't actually say the word tiger yet. A loveable yet strong and wise companion that will always be at your side.

An alcoholic beverage.

Yorkshire way of saying "Tour"