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club live 

A website made by Microsoft to gain profit, ran by incentive logic. You play and you win prizes. Microsoft has fucked over everyone and no ones getting there shit.
"I still haven't received jack shit from club live"
"Duh, this is MS were talking about here."
clublive.com
club live by PballPlayer™ August 28, 2007
According to Mr. Hudson, a buddy or pal. Anyone can be a coon
Cohen is a coon
Coon by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019

Oyster Splashing 

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.
Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
Oyster Splashing by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009
Reborn a stupid guy who’s also autistic, nobody likes this 14 year old, his jokes are cringey and unfunny. He holds the world record for being horrible at video games
Reborn: “I think andron is epic :D”
CoolmcCool: “shut yo ass up”
Reborn: “suck my fuckin nuts you bitchass n word you get literally no pussy”
Andron: “lol”
Ciel: “don’t fuckin talk you minor”
Reborn by Realsterling May 31, 2024
A way to agree with something... like “Okay”, “Cool”, “Okay, cool” “Sounds good” “Dope
Person 1: “Just got some new shoes.”
Person 2: “Shwoop”
Or
Person 1: “Wanna play basketball?”
Person 2: “Shwoop”
Shwoop by WaitIMSYDNEY November 27, 2019

Thomas the Tanker 

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.
That guy over there is a right Thomas.
Thomas the Tanker by Pete October 18, 2004
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