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A kemling is a creature born from an African father and Polish mother. Kemlings typically represent cartoon characters, but don't let their playful exterior fool you. Kemlings are known to be aggressive when provoked. One can often spot a Kemling by their misfigured thumbs.
Kid: Hey Mom, look at that Kemling!
Mom: Don't get too close! He's dangerous!
Kemling by seabswiththereebs March 1, 2013

portsmouth

Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.
Impression of a skate: 'Hmm my caravan smells of fish, I know lets attack the police'. TARDS.
portsmouth by Ell is wicked March 12, 2005
A drunk Irishman with violent tendencies after consuming too much Alcohol.
After a few hours at the pub, Shamus tends to become virlent and beat the shit out of whomever he chooses.
Virlent by Ericfehrenbach January 16, 2017

Freedumb 

A totally nonsensical and asinine belief (of many Americans) that freedom means you can literally do anything you want, including violating other peoples' rights.
I have the freedumb to give you a disease!

I have the freedumb to kill you!
Freedumb by Rene D. July 8, 2021

Shithammer 

A dumpy ugly biker with no class
Did you see mark doing a burnout? shithammer or not he’s gay
Shithammer by Douuuchebaaag June 1, 2022

Sicker yute 

A yute who has been there since day one and will forever be a real one. Typically stated by a ‘Toronto man’
Broski... don’t get it twisted. Your a sicker yute no cap.
Sicker yute by Yeosy September 27, 2020

ghost high 

Tinglness and numbness after smoking weed. Usually lasts few days depending on your tolerance
Damn bro I had this ghost high since last Thursday!
ghost high by NotDavidPerez January 2, 2016
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