a piece of of gay that runs around screaming i like to be a lesbian but with a twist a rat ugly monkey follows her around looking for another monkey mate one that looks just like him
girl - “do you see that ugly girl over there?”
other girl - “oh yeah thats ella she likes to be a lesbian twist rat bald autistic monkey”
A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!