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shithammer

Verb, to shithammer.
To accomplish something by brute force, without planning, elegance, or rework.

Often heard in IT organizations when referring to computer code that was poorly designed, and in need of drastic re-writing.
Those guys never think about what they're doing, they just shithammer their code into production.
by Ch April 24, 2004
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shithammer

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
by Stirke36 June 16, 2011
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shithammer

Old ass (rad) song by electro-industrial band Numb.
Shithammer burrow back... fade to black...
by ::analogue:: July 24, 2004
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shithammer

That guy's a shithammer
by Spolvy December 9, 2004
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Shithammer

A dumpy ugly biker with no class
Did you see mark doing a burnout? shithammer or not he’s gay
by Douuuchebaaag June 1, 2022
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Shithammered

I got completely shithammered at the bar last night.
by panicbot October 16, 2008
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sluthammer

A legendary tool used by a badass,masterful rock n' rolla to nail filthy and naive young women to the point of mind-melting life-changing pure fucking ecstasy.
Dave Ghrol: Motörhead played fucking killer tonight! Lemmy is a badass motherfucker. He's probably nailing some drunk chick with his Sluthammer!
Lars Frederiksen:Bastard!
by Angellicka September 20, 2013
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