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Kemling

A kemling is a creature born from an African father and Polish mother. Kemlings typically represent cartoon characters, but don't let their playful exterior fool you. Kemlings are known to be aggressive when provoked. One can often spot a Kemling by their misfigured thumbs.

Kid: Hey Mom, look at that Kemling!
Mom: Don't get too close! He's dangerous!

by seabswiththereebs March 1, 2013