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Urban Dictionary

Necrotextia 

1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem

2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone
1. Necrotextia (Direct)
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...

2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!
Necrotextia by Kenny said "Whaaat?" December 9, 2008
the act of pretending to be a clock in your boxers
damn..did that guy just pull a pazmino?
Pazmino by HannahRosesongs June 12, 2011
Roshni did something she said she wouldn`t do , she is a punda
Punda by Beep8059 October 16, 2022

Macklemore 

A white rapper from Seattle who actually raps about something that means something. Not like all the other 'rappers' who think that sex, drugs, and money will really have people respect them. Macklemore often collabs with Ryan Lewis and is generally a well known mc in the West, and anyone who meets him is a lucky son of a bitch.
John: dude I just met Macklemore yesterday!!

Britt: no way, how come you didn't take me with you! now I have to wait till he comes back to town! You lucky sob.
Macklemore by Kendeeeeeeezille April 28, 2011

Laddy Daddy 

The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.
After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.
Laddy Daddy by Laddy Daddy May 24, 2021

Pause-Job 

Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.
The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"
Mugi is a person who INSTANTLY rizzes and romances anyone she comes in contact with. Might have a slight accent when speaking english, but that just adds to her eccentric and enticing charm. Comedy is not lacking for her, consdering all of her WITTY and SMART and PERFECTLY TIMED awesome puns and jokes. Although usually seen using simplistic and sometimes enigmatic and mysterious words (such as twinsel, pangle, etc) Mugi has quite the extensive vocabulary, which highlights itself especially when participating in satirical or ironic activities akin to role-playing, fanfiction writing, and more. Also being quite the artist, Mugi has shown deep knowledge and interest in digital art. (also very talented at ir btw) However, her knowledge truly peaks in Vtubing, a form of streaming she has been a fan of for a long time. It is her lifelong dream to become one and she is working as hard as she can to achieve it someday. as gullible as it may seem, it is still admirable to see her dedication and effort into it. It seems we can all learn a valuable lesson from Mugi.

Also being a fan of the hit mobile idol game "Bang Dream! Girls Band Party" and the anime "K-On" , music has played (pun intended) a big part in Mugi's life. Her music taste ranging widely from Pirate Metal to Mac Demarco to Vocaloid, Jpop, and more. She herself is learning the electric guitar after failing piano classes and sadly giving up on it. The true definition of a Girlboss
Person A: wow, john's really been getting ladies recently, hasn't he?

Person B: I know right? It seems he's turning into quite the Mugi.
mugi by kokomi_lover June 23, 2023
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