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Ila kartal is my good friend and is very weird to be friends with, her energy is AMAZING you can vent to her, she is literally like your sister also follow her on tiktok @ilaakartal. She rlly is the best. She’s funny and goofy and is literally so beautiful, she is also inspiring 😍
Me:Hey! Have you seen a person like ilakartal u can vent to and is like a sister?
Them: no wtf that’s silly
Me:oi stfu we ain’t friends no more
Ilakartal by Heartzz4ilaa January 31, 2022

Methembe 

A strong man who’s deep intelligence leaves people in a state of awe. Although he can act stubborn, he can also accept when he is wrong. Although he shows a ‘harder’ side when in public, in private he is the gentlest person you could ever meet. Anyone who meets him would say he’s a nice, respectful man who is sheltered. But once you get to know him more you will learn he is confident, assertive, outgoing and never likes to take a day off. He does not enjoy doing nothing and is always seeking new ways to ‘level himself up’. Self improvement is a constant goal for Methembe.

He loves his family and friends so deeply and with his whole heart, and would do almost anything to see them smile.

This can sometimes leave him in predicaments where he has to choose whether to do what he truly wants, or do what they desire for him. Meaning he can end up in stress and end up with feelings of depression. Yet due to his utter strength, perseverance, determination and drive, he pulls himself out and always “gets it done.” Without complaint. Despite the difficultly or perhaps inconvenience it caused him along the way.

He is the most ambitious man you could ever meet. Do not underestimate Methembe.
He is not your average person. He is unique, he is brave. He is humble. He is hardworking and deserves everything he desires.

If you are part of his life, consider yourself blessed.
“Methembe’s net worth is now at £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000”
Methembe by Chickennugget2.0 November 23, 2021
Inspector Javert is the nemesis of the criminal sissy Jean Valjean in Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. He is suave, sophisticated, handsome and aboove all ruthless. He was born inside a jail (or a Gaol) and accidentally (and unfortunately) fell off a bridge to his death. To show what a real man Javert was it is important to look at his work. He was a undercover agent, infiltrating the sweaty student rebellion in gay paris. He was an awesome police officer, never giving up the chase. Indeed, Javert was, to anyone, a role model.

Javert is also a verb, derived from the same meaning. To javert someone is to never stop chasing them up for something.
"I'm Javert, do not forget me, do not forget my name, 24601"

"Oh geezer, my german teacher is really javerting me for my homework, maybe i should Jean Valjean it"
Javert by Jeffrey Douglas August 13, 2006
For when a meme has Charlie Kirk’s face-swapped to it.
Ex: Music Videos with popular artists face-swapped with Charlie Kirk’s face.

Ex: Popular figures in history (like Adolf Hitler) face-swapped with Charlie Kirk.

Bro have you seen that meme of Hitler? He got Kirkafied!

By Rubbaaducky
Kirkafied by Rubbaaducky November 8, 2025

eslabon armado 

honestly they make the best music (not better than ivan cornejo tho)
here are some songs I recommend n ofc it’s Spanish music
HASTA LA MUERTE ft.ivan cornejo
regresa mami
jugaste y sufrí
SI SUPIERAS
ando más que mal
24 horas
cuando tú me miras
con tus besos
VETE A LA FREGADA
yh das it hope u like it <3
person 1: eslabon armado or ivan cornejo ❓
me: yes
A name for a fagot who's parents can't spell
"Hey look it's khyl"
"What a fag"
khyl by Jerty mcgerty December 19, 2017
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