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Urban Dictionary

Word on the street is if you urinate on the MTA third rail with a steady stream it will shock your penis, similar action to Loaking.
"Man I'm So Bored"
"have you ever tried laping? lets go to the subway tracks right now."
Laping by stevenmaru May 9, 2025
The last level in the ownageology;
To own, but with more 1337-ness
Levels of own
Level 1: own
Level 2: pwn
Level 3: qwn
I qwned you boy!

Oh that sniper qwned you
Qwn by Knight0fDragon September 4, 2006

provincial pupils 

When the pupils become dilated to the point of no return; large amounts of marijuana and/or shrooms (Psilocybin mushrooms) induce provincial pupils
The eye becomes totally encompassed with black, the pupil
"Bro, your pupils are the size of fucking Ontario."
"Bro bro bro, those are fucking provincial pupils."

mopeytasking 

When one is doing many things at once, very slowly or tiredly.
Rachel: You sound really busy and tired.

Katie: I am tired. I'm mopeytasking.
mopeytasking by vesperay March 31, 2011
A combined word that means Loser and Retard.
Dude, why is that Letard trying to steal my girlfriend?
Letard by dude March 23, 2005

I just wanna grill

An expression typically used by centrists, or apolitical people explaining how they would rather grill than be brought into political discussions
All the media says is "racism, shootings, socialism, KKK"
I just wanna grill for god's sakes
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