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dispunctured 

a mixture of dislocated and punctured. usually in the knee region. often caused by stabbing and jiggling.
You dispunctured my knee you bastard!
dispunctured by Dizzle fur Shizzle October 11, 2006

What Gaslighting

Slur used against skinny gay men
Hilary was cancelled bc she said TWINK TWINK TWINK.
TWINK by democratic dylan May 1, 2022

winterfest 

It's the PC way of saying Christmas
British Person: We are not allowed to call Christmas "Christmas" anymore we have to call it winterfest even though it takes the whole meaning out of the word.
winterfest by Me, Myself & I December 17, 2006

open-dick style 

when a male pulls out his penis and urinates in plain sight.
guy 1: "the bar is too crowded for me to make it to the bathroom. you think i could go open-dick style by the jukebox?"
guy 2: "good idea. i think i'll join you."

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut 

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
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