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Greg is someone who’s a sarcastic person has a knack for being a world class asshole. Holds a membership to the national sarcasm society and may someday become president of it. Or his own evil planet Greg minions. Greg’s are usually found in the north region of the United States and typically hail from pennsultuckey . Usually found driving a black jacked up dodge truck with a mid life crisis trackhawk tucked in garage. Has a penchant for whiskey and burgers. Can usually be found at the gym after eating his rice ,ground bison and steamed rabbit food ,trying to reclaim his youth and work off his dad bod that he obtained from eating greasy burgers and drinking whiskey. He should accept the dad bod and be done. Greg’s have a horrible memory so plan on repeating yourself when conducting a conversation on that note if your a female chances are he’s not listening anyway he’s staring at your rack of large breasts trying to picture them bouncing around. Typically clueless to being hit on and has no idea how to respond to most sexual innuendos. Has strong feelings on the current situation in Washington but can easily calmed down by changing the subject to boobs , blow jobs or Star Wars. A Greg always brighten ones day with his sarcastic charming smart comments and knows how to get a good laugh outta people. Has a real hatred for the people of Walmart especially the red neck Pennsultuckey kind and extra thick women
Everyone at the gas station stared at the man exiting the trackhawk! Don’t worry that’s only a greg I know you don’t seem them in these parts often.
Greg by Gibsongirl77 June 13, 2018

Funnable 

Uncle Gazza is funnable.
Funnable by Deano2001 December 11, 2020
A sexual act that involves turning a partner's buttocks into a deep shade of purple after several ferocious lashes from one's hand
"Dude, I gave my girl a thanus last night, and she hasn't been able to sit since."
Thanus by Mashity Thanass March 29, 2019

Nerf Miner 

Mostly people write nerf miner on live broadcasts where someone is sick or dying.In comments
Nerf Miner by unknow idiot February 12, 2022
bhuppi by manvi0111 November 25, 2021

sociopath 

A layperson's term for somebody with antisocial personality disorder: somebody who lacks a conscience. This is somebody who knows right from wrong, but doesn't care because he/she does not think in those terms; they care about their own benefit, regardless of who is in the way.
The sociopath is very often thought of as a serial killer, but that represents only a small portion of them; sociopaths can be anybody.
Sociopaths come in these basic types:
Common: A simple lack of conscience and lack of proper integration into society, they're feral children grown up.
Alienated: Alienated from other people, they have trouble empathizing with others.
Aggressive: Comes with a consistent sadistic streak.
Dissocial: Abides by gang rules and morals that antagonize mainstream society.

The sociopath generally holds at least three of the following seven traits:
1. Failure to conform to social norms, including behavior that warrants arrest.
2. Deception; they're glib, pathological liars, and manipulators, often use false names.
3. Impulsive behavior; failure to plan ahead.
4. Irritable and aggressive, frequent fights or attacks.
5. Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others.
6. Consistently irresponsible; their work behavior is often inconsistent, they can be catastrophic parents.
7. Without remorse; will justify stealing or hurting others ("if you hadn't dressed like that, I wouldn't have raped you").
Unlike psychopaths, who are have fearlessly reckless temperaments, don't feel stress, and are nearly impossible to socialize, sociopaths are generally made and have relatively normal temperaments and are more easily agitated. Most sociopaths are the result of overburdened, inadequate parents and the wrong set of peers and an unstable environment, but can be properly socialized in better settings with stable, competent parents and adequately adjusted peers. The psychopath is found in every social class while the sociopath is generally from poor neighborhoods. The psychopath feels nothing for others but will care for others if it suits their purpose while the sociopath can feel empathy and remorse in specific contexts; the psychopath's crimes tend to be meticulous while the sociopath's crimes tend to be sloppy and erratic; the psychopath can escape undetected for years while the sociopath is more easily discovered.
sociopath by Lorelili May 20, 2012
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