Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

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Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

Pushin’ P is slang made popular by Gunna and is most similar to “keeping it player,” which is where someone remains true to themself and acts in an acceptable manner. Gunna also stated that “P don’t just mean Playa, P also mean paper too. You could be pushing this P with paper too.”

yummy is the equivalent of every answer you could think of yummy could mean "dang im sad"or yummy could also mean "imagine cats as loaves lmao"

it might make sense, it might not. The word is beyond human intelligence. Even I, do not know it's full potential. for all we know, yummy could also be the cure for cancer. Yummy has a relatively fast growth in the english dictionary and this is my cue for a chapter on embryology and its relevance to the yummy evolution. In fact, it had almost replaced the purpose for conversations and dictionaries. Historians believe that this word comes from alien origin.Yummy can be used in chemistry too. It is as thought a vandal, a chemical lord of misrule, entered the lab, seized all the bottles on all the shelves, and tipped them with anarchistic abandon into one amazing cauldron. but in the end, yummy can never be tamed. we will never know for sure on its meanings, that is unless if we come intact with alien intelligence, or we evolve into one

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