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dick muffs 

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.
Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?
dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

Slick Pocketed 

Unknowingly having sex with a slutty female who’s pussy has been creampied by another dude within the last hour.
I hooked up with that chick Ashland last night and I’m pretty sure I got slick pocketed cause my balls were covered in some really wet lookin nut. Oh yea braaaaahhhh that was my nut. I creampied her in the laundry room about 20 minute before you two went upstairs. Nasty brooohhh.

Cocket Science 

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
Cocket Science by Poppaw_Steve November 7, 2010
dantai's are sneaky
dantai by p.coutinho September 9, 2015

buaybtheoughbthe

The district board member just said buaybtheoughbthe…this is why our school is fucked.
buaybtheoughbthe by _sans_ September 23, 2021

dearejiro 

dearejiro is a VERY COOL anime tiktoker who makes VERY VERY COOL edits of characters. I am very happy that im her mutual because she is very funny cool and i like to talk to her.
"Hey, do you know that tiktoker, dearejiro?"

"Yeah! I love her videos!"

"I'm her mutual loser."

"Aw man, you're so lucky!
dearejiro by alisaslesbian October 21, 2021
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