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homeschool 

The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.
My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.
A Penis which can't get hard under sexual circumstances

"I swear this has never happened before" this is an expression heard moments after a "meeke"
meeke by Dayvy June 22, 2008
Very stylish, hott guy usually with blond hair and bright sparkling blue eyes
Keagan is every girl's dream!
Keagan by momm June 3, 2008

Hyperbole 

Hyperbole is used when you want to over exaggerate a statement or claim. Yet do not want said statement to be taken seriously.
An example of this would be saying “Andy kys nigger” this would be hyperboling my annoyance at you as you can tell by my referring to you as a negro when you are not. This shows my statement should not be take no seriously. However if i were to say “Josh you retarded nigger kys” that would not be a hyperbole as josh is retarded, while not a negro he acts like 1 and should swiftly end his life by chocking on my dick.
Hyperbole by AndysSlut911 October 13, 2021

Rehan ajmeri 

The coolest most strongest guy I know, he has the best grades and is also 7 foot 4 and 300 pounds of pure muscle
Boy:We should really be more like Rehan ajmeri
Girl: he's so hot
Rehan ajmeri by BaddiePakistani69 January 24, 2023

winfactorize

the ack of winfactoring in the future tense
winfactorize by Anonymous June 22, 2003
The leader of an all gay clan called BAY. His goal in life is to sexually assault his little son, yellow yoshi, as much as possible.
"Oh my there goes BAYNubee giving his son yoshi another blowjob!!!!"
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