Smackjack

The act of smacking your girlfriend, and/or violently laying the smackdown on her stupid mouth.

Girlfriend: "Hey, your an idiot with a stupid mouth!"

James/boyfriend "Say that again and I'll lay the smackjack on yo ass!!!"

Smackjack by Russ Diesel October 27, 2011

Blinkie

When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.

Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!

Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005

Music snob

Someone who listens to better music than you.

person 1: Hey have you heard that new (insert shitty number 1 single)

music snob: Yeah I have, and i think it's shit! Seriously, there is so much more to music than the crap that get's put in the charts! Here, try listening to (insert good underrated band), I think you'll like it.

Music snob by funky-zeit June 10, 2010

Selina

a manipulative cunt who only ever made me feel bad about myself

Selina: you don't wanna be friends with me anymore because I make you feel worthless? Heh...that's okay! I'll be six feet in the grave soon!

Selina by Starsinthesky123 November 19, 2025

Carpentard

A carpenter lacking so much skill that it results in an inability to function in the craft.

Bret is such a carpentard, he can’t even grasp the most basic skills.

Carpentard by Carpentard July 19, 2022

RelangiMavayya7

He is A Cool and Nice Mahesh Fan liked by Everyone. Known for his goodness, Down to Earth Being

Don't act like RelangiMavayya7, It's not Everyone'e Cup of Tea

RelangiMavayya7 by Karthik_412 November 15, 2020

Lube

Where a woman has sex with you. So called because the vigina fluid lubercates the pecker in sex.

I asked Kathy to lube me.

Lube by Deep blue 2012 July 4, 2010

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