The first thing a white boy shows you is the hole he punched in his wall one time when he was mad.

See also, Glory hole

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Wallen? I thought not. It’s not a story that anyone would tell you. It’s a SA:MP Legend. Wallen was an ex-AAD player from ReadY 2 OwN, currently a SWE. So powerful and so wise he could use his mind to influence the AAD community to create a place where somebody could be someone… He had such a knowledge of many languages that he could even keep the ones he cared about from compiling. The HOW-TO-BE-A-GOAT.pdf is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice compiled him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from compiling, but not himself.

based web developah, master of gta:t and aad, puts influence everywhere, nice hair

The type of guy who would use mayonnaise for personal pleasure whilst grinding for 8k trophies on clash royal.

A short term place to Park one's Cock while waiting for a better slot to become available...

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father