the lower cheeks that always seem to get clapped

Sarmalegender is a gastrogender that is related to Sarmale, a traditional dish from Romania consisting of cabbage rolls stuffed with rice and meat–typically pork–sometimes topped with sour cream.

A person with this gender typically feels "festive" and "comforting", with layers of depth and complexity.

This is not to be confused with ToltottKaposztaGender, which is another gastrogender that relates to the Hungarian variation of this stuffed cabbage dish. Although these two genders have a lot of similarities (notwithstanding that only one of them can have characteristics and moods relating to the "feel" of Paprika), they are typically seen as enemies of each other in the LGBTQIA+ space.

When you miss the "Y" key on your keyboard accidentally while trying to type Kentucky.

264.2 gallons of human shit.

When you really, really, REALLY want to sleep in (on the weekend for example), but you wake up at or before the crack of dawn anyway, and cannot get back to sleep.

An absolute whore I swear. She will steal your man and fuck ur cousin.