Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

1.to be really, really happy
2.a drug that causes you to be really, really happy, usually resulting in saying "i love you" alot and a desire to kiss and have sex with everyone in the near vacinity. of course, anything that good has to be shitty, so usually if you have a cold, or feel under the weather, ecstacy makes you die. have fun ravers!
holy shit, that ecstacy made me ecstatic, but i ended up sleeping with a goat.
Ecstasy by Mikala July 8, 2005

Metric foot 

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.
I need a six metric foot hole.
Metric foot by Jaymax February 19, 2022

Blood Diamond 

The stain present on white bed sheets after one has sex with a virgin.
Last night I got my blood diamond from that drunk 15 year old.
Keagile is someone who builds mental, physical and emotional foundations not just for himself, but for others as well.
Besides all that, this man knows how to do a variety of things, including those that pleasure others...

Finding this one of a kind man is a difficult task, but if you do, you've hit the jackpot ladies. Don't let that opportunity slip
Keagile is one of the best people I've ever met, and he's good at a bunch of other things too
Keagile by Keagile November 22, 2021

Casiotech 

A gigantic tool that has an obsession with Diesel jeans and all things overly expensive. Consistently lies about things to impress the ladies, but never seems to understand why people laugh. Often claims 'ownage' against people or whole forums, but usually only succeeds in 'owning' himself. Often uses the pseudonym of Enrique to fulfill homo-erotic fantasies. Has been known to write urban dictionary definitions for casiotech that are full of crap.
A Casiotech would say something like this...

45 pairs of Diesel jeans bought with cash... check
half my mortgage paid off in 4 years... check
own 2 cars and an old truck, paid off... check
retirement? HAH? I'm not waiting around to see what will happen to this country by the time I retire but I do have money put away.

I don't live a fillet mignon lifestyle but I also don't have a ground beef budget.

people here slam me for wearing 'girl jeans' and now I shoved a fist up all their asses.

a fist without lube

well it's not my fist, but my compadre Enrique's fist.
Casiotech by The ATOT community October 16, 2008
When you say some savage shit to someone.
Man you is too federal for that shit 😂
Federal by IssaSack September 1, 2019