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Mumster

MUM-ster

Noun. SLANG

Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few people find attractive. Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are.

Not to be confused with "munter" which is British slang for an unattractive woman.
DEFINITELY not to be confused with the Munsters, that TV show from the 60s that starred Fred Gwynne (for anyone under 50, he was also the judge in My Cousin Vinny) .

Mumsters BARELY rate above a 5/10 and if you're really a good person, you won't let your friend go home with one.

For example, Mumsters usually wear straw cowboy hats. You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Let's get Mumster in the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.
Coming soon, a t-shirt shop: www.nomumsters.com

Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies.
She thought her date was a Vegas 8. However, her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, he's a Mumster.
Mumster by NoMumsters March 20, 2025

chobblesome

Your house is very chobblesome

Chris Potter 

Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance
God, Chris Potters got it all

the looks

the body
the attitude
the drive
the money
EVERYTHING!!!!!!

De La Salle - College of Saint Benilde 

sister school of De La Salle Manila,
here you will find students of all kinds, the bitchy cheerleader, infamous jocks, frat men, pop ladies, scholar, lazy joe, wasted wally and the likes. Education is good tho.
I studied at De La Salle - College of Saint Benilde
The smell of wet cement mixed with human leavings
Person 1: Dang that homeless man smells horrible
Person 2: He emits a horrid musk of ahmeowd
Ahmeowd by :trol: November 8, 2020
An affectionate/colloquial term for an older gentleman of a 'certain persuasion'. Whilst commonly a man's name, Leonard was used by British comedienne Catherine Tate as the partner of Derek at the Gay Man's Health Clinic" on The Catherine Tate Show.
Did you catch the Leonard's eye across the bar?
Leonard by Danny Buttons December 26, 2023
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