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party flu 

The sickness that onsets, usually on a Monday, after a weekend full of partying and doing drugs.
Calling in to work -

Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.

Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow
party flu by big booty ho's January 23, 2017

taylorswifting 

when a girl is sad or thinking about something serious she listens to a ton of taylor swift songs having to do with what situation she is in.
friend: "hey! are you ok?"
girl: "no i'm sad"

friend: "oh.. are you taylorswifting?"
girl: "ofcourse i am!"

shitloop 

An GUI or bot-filtering event or action purposely designed to prevent you from being able to change or perform an action, AKA, a bug placed on purpose for bots.
I hate how Twitter and Reddit have so many shitloops.
shitloop by THEDURANSCAPER May 7, 2023

Chomp-Omp 

(Verb) To be a cock-block.

(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.

(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.
"I was on my bed with my girlfriend ready to get into it when David called asking to hang out together with us. Fucking chomp-omp!"
Chomp-Omp by Farewellking1 June 4, 2009

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is a someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda as a drag king). he is a beautiful magical anime girl in an american high school drama hiding behind thick glasses and just needs a glow up. then all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS he's a lesbian (single). he doesn't need hrt, hrt needs him. he sprinkles a train of fairy dust everywhere he goes. we all know and love a magical girl bertram.
"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"
1. A derogatory term used to describe straight people from the suburbs. (i.e. people who would go to a sports bar in Jeresy.) Usually meathead guys or girls who wear chunk heels. Mainly used by homosexuals.

2. Reference to heterosexuals that are so ignorant, they're only contribution to society is to breed more people.

3. A non-hip straight person, typically from the suburbs, that is threatened by homosexuals.
Go back to Jersey , and take your breeder friends with you !
breeder by Robo-Steve October 17, 2007
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