when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend

Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.

A highly attractive, brown haired, blue eyed guy from Texas.

The act of going to IHOP just to sit in the back to drink coffee and converse with the employees working there. While simultaneously being called every 30 minutes by a friend who is lonely.

The large belly a woman gets after getting a hysterectomy. Typically the largest area is from the naval to the top of the pubic bone.

This can also be attributed to someone with a big gut in general.

that one girl who wants views on tiktok and never gets them, has major trust issues and hates everyone