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Urban Dictionary

Ugly Fat Old

1. Easy target to approach when charging for sex
2. When someone doesn't change their photos on online dating websites and you end up with a UFO.
1. "It's pre-pay day, I need a UFO for some quick cash!"

2. "How was the DILF/MILF?"

"No dice, total UFO."
UFO by AlfalfaFucker July 14, 2014
Ana. Noun. A.k.a the stringer of boys. She is clueless about things in modern world bc she spent most of her life stuck in the mountains. Mostly an abusive wife.
guy1: Hey. Did you hear about ana?
guy2: dam. she clueless.
Ana by DUMBBITCHGUESSME June 11, 2018

Jackin ina Jag 

Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.

To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.
"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"

or
"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"
"Your friend is lying to you"
Oh ok lets ask Satyendra
That man diego a bitch ong like he gets whooped by everyone on the block and his mama don’t love him.
“Diego is so weird nobody likes him”
Diego by Getthatbreadgetthathead November 3, 2021

Boulder Creek 

A sweet-ass creek that runs all the way from the mountains down through Boulder, Colorado. It has a bike path the whole way and it's a great way to get around town or just take a walk or whatever. Lot's of people swim and go tubing during the spring and summer. It's dope.
Bro: So what'd you end up doing yesterday?
Me: Oh, were just kickin' it at the creek, playing frisbee, smoking bowls, drinking beers...
Bro: Oh that's tight.
Me: yeah, boulder creek is the shit.
Bro: word...
Boulder Creek by Schadey August 19, 2009