1 definition by AlfalfaFucker

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1. Easy target to approach when charging for sex
2. When someone doesn't change their photos on online dating websites and you end up with a UFO.
1. "It's pre-pay day, I need a UFO for some quick cash!"

2. "How was the DILF/MILF?"

"No dice, total UFO."
by AlfalfaFucker July 15, 2014
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