Malfucktion
Malfucktion by B*duB July 6, 2008
Urban Dictionary
puff
A retarded way of saying: Wicked, cool the ultimate
On a scale of 1 - Awesome, Puff is poo on a stick
On a scale of 1 - Awesome, Puff is poo on a stick
puff by BANANANANANAAN April 18, 2006
Ian
Ian by Jocelyn. N 2006 May 16, 2019
Pouring the milk before the cereal
Pouring the milk before the cereal by Lololololha April 6, 2019
life ornament
One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
life ornament by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016
Barrying
When someone comes up with the biggest pile of ballshit the world has ever seen. Invented By Mathew Barry. Barrying can only be used to describe continuous amounts of ball shit that makes their breath smell like a baby elephants rectum.
Simple term - lying
Simple term - lying
An example of Barrying is 'I do not play world of warcraft!' or 'Did you know when monkeys fart it actually releases a highly toxic substance that causes 'ALIENS TO TAKE OVER HIS BODY!!!! WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!! THEYRE FIRING XRAY BEAMS OUTB OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPER CORES!! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM!!! KAPEWPEW KAPLOWY PEW PEW KAPLOWY!! DOCTOR WE NEED YOU TO DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB!! ALL IN A DAYS WORK!!!!
Barrying by stonedemofish May 26, 2010