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Santa Monica College 

A Santa Monica City College that boasts one of the best transfer rates anywhere in the country. It has the #1 transfer rate to UCLA and other UC schools compared to Los Angeles community colleges. Because of the high property tax, SMC is well-funded and has great programs, a fantastic and open campus, and a diverse student body.
"Trying to park at Santa Monica College? It might take a while"
Santa Monica College by B47 June 25, 2009
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football queef 

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise
aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike
football queef by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

4 fingers up 

You have autism.
Did you see Chris putting 4 fingers up?
Yeah man he must have autism. Poor guy.
4 fingers up by DietzNutz June 24, 2022
Loves Gkf, the most handsome human male in the world of warcraft
"Gkf has the biggest cock ive ever seen, makes Jay happy"
Jay by Mamamajay November 10, 2021
The ability to escape control. Something that escapes control. Someone or something that is able to do that.
That prison breakout was really Zokk.
zokk by Daniel87456763 September 22, 2019

Slobber job 

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.
Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.
Slobber job by mikethewizard August 6, 2018
noun: A Woman of any age who boldly wears a little skirt or short-shorts out of the house, but once in public she loses her nerve and then spends all night self-consciously yanking and tugging said skirt/shorts down so that less of her skin is exposed.
“Check out that Blonde over there in that sexy mini-dress, she's so hot...Oh, but look at how she keeps pulling down on her dress,....Yup, she's a puller. Too bad.”
puller by goodcop8 December 4, 2007