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Most trust worthy, extremely loyal, loveable, intelligent, ridiculously creative, handsome, hilarious, intellectual, crazy, protective, sensitive, strong, blessed below the belt, amazing sex, respectful, kind but no fool, bathes in holy water heated by hell's fire, values life
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If you want to succeed in life hang with Dee Oh!
You should get with a Dee Oh! and leave that zero
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Dee Oh! by Vanhelsing 9000 January 19, 2017

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

To have a Peanut Buter Jelly Time is to share a tasteful and wonderful experience with your lover. To have a Peanut Butter Jelly Time, do the folling; 1) Pick weather you want to by peanut butter or jelly. 2) Take the item that you chose to be, and spread it on your whole body, and have your lover do the same with their item (or spread them on each other). Very sexy! 3) Have sex in a position that involves you to face your lover(example: 69). This will give the effect of it to look like a peanut butter sandwich. 4) Have fun! Lick off yourself or your lover, if desired. It can be very sticky, so enjoy!
"Oh ya, baby, I love what you are doing, but can we please have a Peanut Butter jelly Time?"

"Last night I was with my man, and we had an exultant Peanut Butter Jelly Time! And, this time, I was the peanut butter! Yum."

belly button 

The place where you umbilical cord used to plug in when you were a little fetus. That's how you got nutrition from Mom.

When they snipped it off, it made an ugly scab, on your belly whuch healed and left a little knob about the size of a button. If they didn't trim it enough, it's an outie, and if they trimmed it weel it's an innie.

The belly button collects little balls of fuzz called nerds.

If you poke somone in the belly buttton, they might laugh like the Pillsbury dough boy.
"Look down at your genitals, and then up about 6 inches. Yeah, that's your belly button. "
belly button by RCU December 6, 2006

clittyache 

When a woman's clit is so sensitive it hurts.
My wife complained she had a clittyache and wouldn't let me touch her.
clittyache by Guiggs June 6, 2016
Someone who look very sexy and can have sex with every Girl he wants
People with the Name lotan are very fast and are the best
Wow such a Lotan
Look he had Sex with Megan Fox it is a Lotan

Oh he looks so good he Need to be a Lotan
Lotan by Chromix December 28, 2016

iffering 

(verb) The act of iffing or inferring. To infer something or guess something. To think about something.
1) What is I fail the TACHS test?

2) What would you do if I died?

3) I'm iffering that you are a blonde.
iffering by kill-kill November 11, 2010

gay punching bag 

when a man is having gay sex and misses his partners anus hole and hits his balls with his penis.
tom gave jeff the gay punching bag last night
gay punching bag by jordy sours December 19, 2007
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