joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

joel allen by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

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Aberdeen Petrol

A method of propulsion for a car; involves switching off the engine and coasting downhill. A way of saving fuel money supposedly used by tight-fisted Aberdonians.

I'm all out of cash until the next payday - I've been running on Aberdeen Petrol for the last week!

Aberdeen Petrol by shmelk October 29, 2008

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idiotica

Combination of the word idiot and erotica. It's the fetishization of our idiotic mass consumption culture . This culture consists of stupid idiotic insecure people who buy large idiotic mechanical toys to compensate for their lack of intelligence and phallus. They also have erotic fantasies about fast noisy snowmobiles, ATVs, pick up trucks, expensive sports cars, and power boats.

Idiotica examples. People who hang around Tim Horton's and spend their day bitching about the price of gas while their gas guzzling pick up trucks are in the parking lot idling, polluting the atmosphere, and melting the polar ice caps.

2. Punks who ride off the designated trails and take out hydro pole guy wires with expensive 20,000$ snowmachines or ride on thin ice and drown because they didn't want to spend an extra 200$ to buy a trail permit.

idiotica by B8dger February 18, 2013

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Thotling

A young THOT.

I was left in charge of a thotling that didn't give me a moment's peace.

Thotling by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

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backwards penis

a very ugly person. someone so ugly, she/he/it cannot be described like a normal penis, but as a backward one.

when i was little i looked like a backwards penis!

backwards penis by stebys July 17, 2009

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Heavy Drinking

The official invitation for a long night of good friends, great banter, and a serious amount of beer, all served with a side of hilarious and questionable stories.

Tonight, I propose we go, heavy drinking!

Heavy Drinking by CookieInTheDisco August 19, 2025

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Alkemyst

A man that marries a tiny Japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger.

"Yeah, that needle-dicked Alkemyst had to go marry himself an Asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him."

Alkemyst by Alton Demollo October 9, 2008

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