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Deez nuts
Hey why don’t you suqon deez nuts
Suqon by Dave gaudy June 3, 2022

cock weasel 

Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
cock weasel by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020

God spreading 

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.
God spreading by WarKami September 9, 2021
Derek (boyfriend): "Dude my girlfriend just dumped me!"
James (friend): "Sounds like a real Isabel."
Isabel by doomcake88 January 12, 2020
Erin's are stunningly beautiful and have good, if sometimes dry senses of humor. They are incredibly intelligent and witty and crazy creative, whether with a brush, a pencil or an instrument. They aren't dirty, but are flirtatious heart throbs. Erin is either the synonym of laid back, or should be in a loony bin for a major case of OCD. They are prone to accidents, especially spilling and knocking things over, (no one's perfect!). They are tall and athletic, they love animals. Somehow, they stay slim and trim, but can eat you out of house and home. Guys fall for Erin's all the time, (who can resist Erin's?!) and they have short, but honest relationships. Erin's are to independent to be tied down, they speak their minds, and they speak it loud, sometimes rudely. They are strong and unbending as steel on the outside, but after you get to know them, they become softer and more laid back. They are the epitome of beauty, creativity, wit, humor, elegance, grace and vigilance, but when you get to know them, they're just like any other girl. Never get in a fight with an Erin, you'll lose every time, Erin's are incredibly alpha and need thing their way. They are perfectionists and are either obsessive compulsive and or sloppy, though only in habitat, never in appearance.
Guy 1: That girl over there with the dog is super cute and funny, I could so go out with her.
Guy 2: (Laughs) Everyone wants to go out with Erin, it never lasts long. She's awesome, but has a habit of spilling and knocking stuff over.
Guy 3: She's the ideal girlfriend, but is a control freak or a slob,never volunteer to clean her locker.
Guy 1: She's super artistic, I'm still asking her out.
Guy 2: You'll either be kicked to the curb or the luckiest guy in the world.
Guy 3: So right.
Erin by StarOftheCountyDown December 30, 2016

I want to kill myself 

When you don't want to live anymore.
Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people
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