insurbourbonate

Spend a night out enjoying too much Jack Daniels and wilfully ignore all calls to "get the fuck home, it's 4am" knowing full well you are going to face multiple charges of insurbourbonate behaviour

You can sleep on the sofa for insurbourbonate behaviour you arsehole

insurbourbonate by stuartbrown123 August 25, 2020

Francisca

She is so annoying sometimes pretty sometimes ugly she lives up to what people want her to live up to She listens to people not herself and never makes up what she wants to do

Oh my God Francisca so annoying

Francisca by I whip my hair back girllll September 7, 2019

peni

Plural penis.

Gavin doesn't like penis

He needs to have peni

peni by enlargedPP April 25, 2025

Progastinator

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

Progastinator by Glergsen February 26, 2015

arithmechick

The inexplicable ability of an otherwise mathematically-challenged female to transform while shopping into a math whiz who can calculate multiple sale prices and tax in her head.

I was trying to decide which two or three shirts to buy in Macy's when my mathematically-challenged wife went arithmechick on me. She proceeded to calculate aloud that 35% off of the sale price of $39.99 including tax would be less than $90 for all three - and therefore well under the $100 she knew I was planning to spend.

arithmechick by Questra December 13, 2010

roadsodes

Watching tv episodes while driving.

Dude, pop in a roadsode of breaking bad.

Hey, lets plan a trip to vegas. I already have a bunch of roadsodes lined up.

roadsodes by evol1knobi September 13, 2013

Squiggle Figgle

When you shit and it curls up, almost touching your booty cheeks

Aw fuck bro I think I’m getting a squiggle figgle!

Squiggle Figgle by LordPenisMan September 5, 2021

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