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arithmechick 

The inexplicable ability of an otherwise mathematically-challenged female to transform while shopping into a math whiz who can calculate multiple sale prices and tax in her head.
I was trying to decide which two or three shirts to buy in Macy's when my mathematically-challenged wife went arithmechick on me. She proceeded to calculate aloud that 35% off of the sale price of $39.99 including tax would be less than $90 for all three - and therefore well under the $100 she knew I was planning to spend.
arithmechick by Questra December 13, 2010
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arithmedick 

Used to count how many penises one has encountered in their lifetime.
Betty used arithmedick to count the number of cocks she penetrated during Spring Break.
arithmedick by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
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arithmedick 

Arithmedick- A math equation used to identify if a female is a HOE (Horizontally Orientated Entertainer) the equation is as follows.

Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Tammy slept with 6 guys so by the arithmedick equation 6X6 equals 36 so if she fell from a platform of 36 feet it's not fatal so Tammy isn't a hoe....yet.
arithmedick by JohnnyBadGood July 18, 2016

Arithmethick 

My friend couldn't do a simple math problem. He's arithmethick.
Arithmethick by Bigsamss February 20, 2024
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