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arithmechick 

The inexplicable ability of an otherwise mathematically-challenged female to transform while shopping into a math whiz who can calculate multiple sale prices and tax in her head.
I was trying to decide which two or three shirts to buy in Macy's when my mathematically-challenged wife went arithmechick on me. She proceeded to calculate aloud that 35% off of the sale price of $39.99 including tax would be less than $90 for all three - and therefore well under the $100 she knew I was planning to spend.
arithmechick by Questra December 13, 2010
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arithmedick 

Used to count how many penises one has encountered in their lifetime.
Betty used arithmedick to count the number of cocks she penetrated during Spring Break.
arithmedick by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
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arithmedick 

Arithmedick- A math equation used to identify if a female is a HOE (Horizontally Orientated Entertainer) the equation is as follows.

Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Tammy slept with 6 guys so by the arithmedick equation 6X6 equals 36 so if she fell from a platform of 36 feet it's not fatal so Tammy isn't a hoe....yet.
arithmedick by JohnnyBadGood July 18, 2016

Arithmethick 

My friend couldn't do a simple math problem. He's arithmethick.
Arithmethick by Bigsamss February 20, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026