Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

modbuster*d

A state of confusion and humiliation, usually due to finding one's pants filled with a dijon, stone-ground, or other fine mustard.

That morning, it took Elsie only a few bleary minutes to realize he had been modbuster*d. This was going to be one hell of a dry-cleaning bill.

modbuster*d by Snack September 26, 2007

when it blurs out "bitch" so you type beatch.

John: hey beatch hows it goin
Melinda: idk

"Well, in Romney's world, the car gets the elevator, and the works get the shaft!"-Jennifer Granholm Gov of Michigan

The Shaft by LakelandDem September 10, 2012

City in southeast Michigan, not far from Detroit. Home to the University of Michigan.

"Hey, I'm in the mood for some rhubarb. Let's go to Ann Arbor."

"Ann Arbor is a Whore."

When he’s super hot… but kinda boring :/

“Girrrrllll how was your date last night?”

“Uhh it was meh, he was hot but flameless :/ ‘

james by bobjack375 July 31, 2017