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Puppet-Mouth 

Vertical lines from the corner of the mouth that descend to the chin, forming jowls and making the mouth resemble that of a ventriloquist's puppet. Primarily found on low-wage earning, fifty-plus office hags who seldom smile.
Did ya check out that temp they stuck up front when you came in?

Where do they get these hags? She looks like Charlie McCarthy.

Total puppet-mouth, dude. I bet she has lever inside the back of her shirt.
Puppet-Mouth by crank-slapper October 20, 2009

lady gabage 

description of the over-rated & over-played bitch, lady gabage
lady gabage by laddy91 December 2, 2010
A ugly asian kid with a small penis usually a teachers pet nobody likes
Jimmy: Hi, I'm Jimmy
Person 2: Fuck you asshole
Jimmy by Offended White girl February 1, 2015

No Fortnite February 

A month in which people are challenged to give up fortnite for the month of February. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%.
An estimated 2.5 million males will lose their virginity during no fortnite February
the gentleman’s version of “no cap”, short for non fiction, meaning true, the opposite of fic
“non fic?” “yep, I saw it myself”
non fic by metal_mango March 2, 2024

Jack Wheelchair 

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
Jack Wheelchair by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019
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