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Puppet-Mouth 

Vertical lines from the corner of the mouth that descend to the chin, forming jowls and making the mouth resemble that of a ventriloquist's puppet. Primarily found on low-wage earning, fifty-plus office hags who seldom smile.
Did ya check out that temp they stuck up front when you came in?

Where do they get these hags? She looks like Charlie McCarthy.

Total puppet-mouth, dude. I bet she has lever inside the back of her shirt.
Puppet-Mouth by crank-slapper October 20, 2009