Nut in a pregnant women's belly button and slap the fuck out here stomach to lunch the nut from inside her

Well, for one, we eat a lot of rice, pork, and generally not to healthy stuff, but it works out well. Umm, a lot of corruption, not great, but its doing better for sure.
We’re also not too great with schedules, especially with like parties and shit. Being only half Filipino, I am literally a foot taller than my entire family over there, so yeah, short as fuck. Those of us who are paler are often confused with the Japanese, and those of us who are darker, well we usually look Mexican or some other Hispanic country. Culture wise, I’d say we’re a chaotic mix. There’s definitely middle eastern tradition, a good amount of American influence, Spanish language similarities, (ie. I don’t speak any of the dialects, but I can sorta understand enough of it because I can speak Spanish), Japanese, and pretty much anything you’d expect.

Filipino + sun = darker Filipino. We don’t really burn all that much.

Coolest kid around big penis

Fahad Logic is when somebody does the opposite of what they say their going to do (see lying)

To describe something or someone that’s fantastic in an indescribable way.

If something is wanging, it is too immeasurably good to be described properly.

Leyla is a beautiful young girl. Just one look at a Leyla and she can make your jaw fall to the ground. That girl is gorgeous! Leyla has a cute innocent smile, and is a shy girl with a big warm heart! The kind of girl you'd take home to meet your mother. Leyla has long brown hair, a soft cute face, with an endearing voice that will make you fall in love over and over again every time she says something to you. If you hurt a leyla, it's a big loss for you because that's the best girl you'll ever meet in your entire life.