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This is a gender-neutral person who doesn't give a complete shit about what you have to say to them. They are independent, brutally honest and somewhat attractive (if you know what I mean *eyebrow raise*). If you ask them to be honest, they will be honest. Don't get mad at them for telling the truth either or your face will be black and blue. A downright hot Aquarius who literally will say no if you ask for them to step on you. Don't make them mad or else... I warned you :). They might be shy at first but then they will show their true colors. Basically they are the shy person in the class that is a hidden sex-obsessed person. Become their girlfriend/boyfriend/lover and see what I'm trying to say. They want whatever sexy genitalia you are hiding in your clothes. Easily gets baby fever and reads fanfiction because they just want to be loved.
Jessica: Oh my god, Joi was too honest.
Brittany: What did they say?
Jessica: My dress looked liked dirty newspaper and paperclips.
Brittany: You asked for their damn opinion so shut the fuck up!

Random Guy/Girl/Person: Can you please just step on me Joi?
Joi: No... Just No

Joi: Gurl, that looks ugly as hell, please put that in the garbage!
Patrice: I might as well just burn it then, damn!
Joi: That's even better!

David: I should've never asked for your opinion if I knew you were going to be mean about it.
Joi: Boy please! You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you! You get what you get and you don't get upset!
David: *speechless*

Joi: I want to suck your dick real quick if that's okay.
Frank: Uh...sure, why not.

Joi: You...Me...Bed...Now
Alexandra: What?

Greg: My lover, Joi just asked if we could make a baby.
Ethan: What did you do to make her say that?
Greg: I showed her a tiktok of a cute baby and now she wants one.
Ethan: SHEEEESH, welp can't help you there... see ya later.

Grace: What are you reading?
Joi: Fanfiction.
Grace: HUH?!
Joi by SparesomePUSSYma'am December 4, 2021
An EXTREMELY horny Indian bastard who has once asked his mum to suck his sausage and turned out as she needed a microscope to find it because it was EXTREMELY small. He has allegedly been caught trying to have "intercourse" with a cat before tossing it into the river to get rid of the evidence.
Ronit is a horny curry muncher
Ronit by mouthwash... July 25, 2019

shalkism 

A person who displays fatal form of optimism.
"He keeps texting his crush even though she's not interested in him"
"That is a classic case of shalkism"
UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.
"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."
Widge by Noodle May 16, 2005
A PlayStation2(PS2) game. This is a first person shooter army game. It's boring offline but you can get on and play with other people around the world!
I just whopped your punk ass in socom2 bitch.
SOCOM2 by Glitch November 17, 2004

lightsimp 

a person who lightly simps over another girl and does what she says. (no donations)
Adam: ugh Luke is such a simp

Mark: he didn't donate nor did he did a lot for that girl. For now, I will say he is a Lightsimp
lightsimp by User123123123123 January 23, 2021

Melancholy Hour 

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)
Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*
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