Top definition
UK English Primary school word for penis - even more childish than willy.

Can be lengthened to widgy if you want.
"Miss, Miss - I fell over and hurt my widge."
by Noodle May 14, 2005
Get the mug
Get a Widge mug for your brother-in-law Manafort.
Verb: to milk all the enjoyment from an activity by doing it many times to the point of near-obsession. For example, to play a favored song over and over. This unusual verb, a corruption of the noun 'widget', resulted from the following statement:

"When I enjoy a certain song/book/game/widget, I tend to listen/read/play/widge the shit out of it."

This lead to the phrase 'to widge the shit out of,' which later gave way to simply 'to widge.'
"Later, guys. I'm going to go widge the shit out of that new Neil Gaiman novel."


"Hey, have you played Super Mario Bros 3 yet?"
"Not yet. I'm still widging Legend of Zelda."
"For Christ's sake, man, you've played that goddamned game sixty-seven times. What the hell is this, 1987?"
by Kimic September 24, 2006
Get the mug
Get a widge mug for your cousin Paul.
A harmless word for “Will on the Bridge”. First used by Hannah S in November 2017. Has quickly morphed into several catchphrases.
“that is so Widge” or “blame it on Widge” or “wish Widge was here” or Urban Dictionary editors don’t get “Widge”.....yet!!!
by Tona Bloke January 27, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Widge mug for your Facebook friend Manley.
The general term encompassing all people, creatures and things that are loveable, amiable, nice and/or cute.
Can be exclaimed as a complimentary expression or used as an adjective when referring to something.
-Aww widge!
-That bloke was widge.
-You're rather widgey today.
by Suze Boo October 06, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Widge mug for your guy James.
Alternative to the word "Penis". Can also be used as a non-threatening insult to a person or persons
James: "Martin you are such a big widge"
penis cock slong trouser snake pork sword
by slimsniper December 08, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Widge mug for your boyfriend Bob.
1. One who mirrors one's own habits upon another.
2. One who lusts for women with power.
1. John was being a Widgë when he told everyone Jimmy had a paddle fetish John just wanted to distract the attention from him and his paddle fetish.
2. Adam portrayed himself as a Widgë-like character when he went for the dominatrix Erin and Wendy who could wave her fingers and ban him if she wanted.
by Furtive July 21, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Widgë mug for your father-in-law Manafort.