Following.shinji.kins2.0

One of the many “shinnies” also known as a shinji-kinnie. Is described as being: hot, amazing, and WAO. Creates quality content on an app called TikTok.

Following.shinji.kins2.0 walked elegantly down the street and then face planted on the ground.

Following.shinji.kins2.0 by Bang._bang October 18, 2021

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dickweed

A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.

My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.

dickweed by HoratioT April 16, 2008

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P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

P.T.A. by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

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Carlin's Law

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!

Carlin's Law by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

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carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

carpet shuffle by sufimomma February 15, 2009

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idc.zay_fp

idc.zay_fp is a tiktok account on the app tiktok. It is a group account full of sexy people who never miss. They like overusing the word bozo and have a crush on idc.zay. (hi daddy if ur reading this) best account on tiktok go follow them or youre gay

idc.zay_fp never misses

idc.zay_fp by idc.zay_fp April 6, 2021