P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

P.T.A.

Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.

Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fucking to express feelings better)

You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"

You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"

"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"

"Dude we won! P.T.A!"

"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"

"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"

by Eric G. October 21, 2004

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective

Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``

by King Bariteke January 16, 2014

P.T.A.

(power tool annoyances) to annoy someone who is doing something productive or just plain wasting time with loud power tools. this mainly occurs when someone is remodeling only one room. This is only a variation on the term for people that are just plain irritating.

Bob is such a P.T.A., its no wonder no one goes to his house any more.

by 33(14)+8n=165 November 2, 2009

P-T-A

A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.

After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.

by noyoudidnt October 17, 2005

P.T.A.R.T.

P.T.A.R.T (or PTART): "Please Take A Real Taxi"

Used by taxi drivers and taxi owners in response to market losses by such gig work as Uber and Lyft

Uber driver SHOT six people! P.T.A.R.T.!

by allseasonradial May 6, 2019

P.T.A.G

A gymnastics center that is owned by a corrupt family that talks shit about their athletes. They speak in Russian so the kids don’t understand them.

You go to P.T.A.G HAHA I could never.

by cu46bruv March 14, 2020