Urban Dictionary
Ornithorhynchus anatinus
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Ornithorhynchus anatinus by YT Vocational View May 10, 2021
Muffsquatch
Man 1- "Yo dude I went to go down on Annie but she had a total Muffsquatch so I got the hell outa dodge."
Man 2- "Ha, gross."
Man 2- "Ha, gross."
Muffsquatch by sweenz May 7, 2011
RELDJAMONIC
RELDJAMONIC by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq May 4, 2021
get dicked for
Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
get dicked for by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
Marialily
Marialily is a person with a great personality and is really funny. She is really into memes and is really beautiful. If you meet a marialily try to keep her as long as possible
dirty oyster
dirty oyster by Choondler April 26, 2006