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RELDJATIVE

THE falling AKFRUDEIL. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED THE RELDJATIVE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
RELDJATIVE by LONNIE BJ January 30, 2021
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RELDJATIVE

THE falling AKFRUDEIL leader of the bad AKFRUDEIL'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. 😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹😈👹.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED THE RELDJATIVE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
RELDJATIVE by LONNIE BJ February 1, 2021

RELDJATIVE

THE RULER OF evil. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. 😈👹.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED THE RELDJATIVE be gone RELDJATIVE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
RELDJATIVE by LONNIE BJ February 1, 2021

airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc
See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.
It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!
Theory of relativeity by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Relatives tax 

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present
Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax
Relatives tax by pseudonames July 4, 2009

Relative Ten 

The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.
Every time I go to a bar I seek out the relative ten and hit on her.
Relative Ten by mrmayhem June 7, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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